Really Dr. OZ it's a crisis???

So, I watch TV in the evenings. Lately I have been catching up on Lifetime TV. Don't they just have the best movies? (keeping in mind I have lived most of my adult life without cable)...





Last night however I was flipping channels. NO way was I going to listen to Kate and her dribble about John and the kids.





I happened upon the Dr. OZ show. I have seen parts of it before, but last nights topic had me sitting up and paying close attention. It turns out we have a Sex crisis in America. Yep, you heard me right. According to Dr. OZ we have surpassed Sex problem and gone straight to crisis. It seems that we are not having enough sex. And, not just some of us, but most of the American population is lacking in the bedroom gymnastics department.





Not to worry, Dr. OZ (Actually a cute little blond doctor guest of Dr. OZ) provided 3 simple solutions to solving the crisis that now looms in America. Dr. OZ had decided that he would start a Great American Sex Experiment.... For those of you who don't have the time to watch Dr. OZ, here is a quick run down of what to do should you find yourself in a crisis, and want to take part in his experiment.





Step 1. You and your partner need to spend 10 minutes a day talking. And, NO talking about the kids. It should be time for you to reconnect. Now I know, I know, 10 full minutes talking to the person you are in love with is asking a lot but you know for the sake of digging our way out of this crisis go ahead and give it a try!





Step 2. 3 times a week you and your loved one should kiss, and cuddle (WITH NO SEX). Just sit together and hold hands, or hey go parking and make out. But, remember absolutely no sex. Just be with one another.





Step 3. 1 time a week have actual sex. According to Dr. OZ and his little blond guest doctor you should schedule sex with your loved one. Even if it means a quickie. Just get it done. Well I say we all put little red hearts on the calendar, you know just to remind us!!





Now if we all follow these 3 simple steps then in no time we can solve this crisis..





Now I know I am no doctor, and I sure don't have my own show. But, I do have my very own blog. So here goes...





My idea on how to solve this little sex crisis that seems to be looming in America. HEY. AMERICA. HAVE.SEX! Who cares about talking, shoot I have been with Ian for 12 years we are all out of things to say. Take that 10 minutes and have sex instead of talking. Or, better yet multi task. Have sex while you talk..





Instead of making out like 2 horny teenagers in the back seat of the car, make out and then HAVE.SEX! See how that works? I would recommend if you are over the age 30 not trying it in the back seat of the car.





As for scheduling sex each week... I say go right ahead, and just for the heck of it, slap a little heart shaped sticker on more then 1 days a week.. Just see where it goes.



Of course none of this applies to me, because my loved one is currently floating out in the big blue sea. But, hey, ya know, maybe I can get a Doctors note from Dr. OZ that says Ian MUST be home so we can talk for 10 minutes a day, make out 3 times a week, and actually do it once a week.. You know all in the name of averting a national crisis......